CRUSADE OF THE KINK: Featuring BOY JR, The FM's, Hen in Foxhouse & TOURNEY GAMES

CRUSADE OF THE KINK: A Transgender Tourney between Sir Cumfrence and Lady Longlance.

FEATURING:

• BOY JR. is writer/producer/singer/guitarist Ariel Allen-Lubman.

• The FMs: trans-punk synth princess maximalists who can’t take it anymore… no really Daddy it won’t stretch further without poppers

• Hen in the Foxhouse is the symphonic indie pop project of Elena Sophia Krell, Honduran-American artist born in Germany and raised in Europe and Latin America. In 2014 they moved from Chicago, IL to the Hudson Valley, New York, for a tenure-track teaching job in Women, Feminist, & Queer Studies at Vassar College. They left in 2023 to work as a freelancer and focus more on composing. Elena writes music inspired by a wide variety of topics, including nature, social justice, astronomy, and the human experience.

AND THERE WILL BE GAMES:

Unveil a medieval melee like no other: “Crusade of the Kink,” where the Renaissance fair gets wonderfully feral. Step into the arena as we channel high camp, interactive games, and live music to celebrate the season. This grand spectacle centers around a high-stakes transgender tourney between Sir Cumfrence and Lady Longlance.

What awaits at the Tourney?

• Dildo jousting: A legendary clash of epic proportions, testing your might and your aim.
• Bobbing for ball gags: A cheeky twist on a tavern classic. Plunge into the depths and claim your prize.
• Slutty sorcery: Spellbinding enchantments and magical mischief to bewitch the senses.
• Tarot readings: Peer into the mystic veil and see what the fates have in store for your royal future.
• DJ Dance Afterparty: DJ Caliban the Witch summons the spirits with dark beats, bewitching rhythms, and dancefloor enchantments.

Be ready to play, compete, and cheer on your champion in the interactive games, with plenty of surprises along the way.

Costume Ritual: Transform. Chainmail, leather, crowns, and camp. Knights, bards, wenches, and warlocks. Claim your armor. The Tourney calls. Come chivalrous. Come cheeky. Cum queer?

Unicorn Bar, Kingston, NY
Sat, April 25th
8:30 PM - 1:00 AM
$10-20 Sliding Scale, 21+