Get Ready, Racers

Get Ready, Racers

Saturday, April 4, 2026

The No Joke Tele Race returns for the 2025/26 season, inviting all knee-droppers to take on the world's fastest banked slalom tele race. This event gives tele skiers the chance to reach top speeds, free-heeled, on our legendary banked slalom course from the Turn N Burn event the week before. No Joke Tele Race is one of the best days of the season to be a tele skier!

No Joke offers both men's and women's divisions, as well as a cash prize for 1st place and awesome swag for 2nd and 3rd. Sharpen your edges, free your heels, and sign up for your chance to see your name on the prized No Joke Tele Race Trophy.

• Vendor Village at the Timberline Lodge base area throughout the day to demo tele gear (skis, bindings, boots).
• Men’s and women’s divisions.
• Cash prize for 1st place; swag for 2nd and 3rd.

Please note that costumes are "optional" (read: highly encouraged).